Fast & Dirty Guestbook Entries (2000-03)
Who the heck are you? : God
Where are you from? : the booth
What was your childhood nickname? : i dont share those sort of traumatic experiences with opportunistic funny guys like your selves.
What would you rather be doing right now? : i dont share those sort of traumatic experiences with opportunistic funny guys like your selves.
Whos your hero? : Snifteret, ruler of the world.
Whos your daddy? : no no, you got that backwards.
A rhyme for orange? : red and yellow make a nice mellow fellow.
Anything else youd like to say? : Orange rubber baby bumpers boop to the toot of a three-dollar suit the colour of the nice mellow fellow red and yellow make.
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Who the heck are you? : Debbie
Where are you from? : chicago
What was your childhood nickname? : Bitch
What would you rather be doing right now? : wouldnt tell you
Whos your hero? : depends on what day it is
Whos your daddy? : Georger Carlin look alike
A rhyme for orange? : George
Anything else youd like to say? : anyone in for a challenge come and check this site out http://www.1heluva.com/cgi-bin/join.cgi?refer=26248
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Who the heck are you? : Princess Peussie
Where are you from? : London, GB
What was your childhood nickname? : George
What would you rather be doing right now? : taking a royal nap or shoplifting crowns
Whos your hero? : Anyone who hates George Bush
Whos your daddy? : The guy, forget his name, whose banging me this eve
A rhyme for orange? : turds?
Anything else youd like to say? : Did any of your dear readers know that Michael Jackson, Mother Teresa and myself, Princess Peussie, have planned (well, Mother is out of it now) a SAVE THE STARVING CHILDREN campaign...and its in the newest Michael Jackson home page YOU CANNOT AVOID, CANN
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Who the heck are you? : The 2nd City Tourco stage manager
Where are you from? : Montreal, QC
What was your childhood nickname? : Jimbo
What would you rather be doing right now? : spooning with the fabulous wunder babe
Whos your hero? : Jackie Roosevelt Robinson
Whos your daddy? : Bob Piedalue: star of such features as Snake Eater with L. Lamas jr.
A rhyme for orange? : Take me out tothe ballgame...
Anything else youd like to say? : Well, I wouldnt be caught dead at one of your shows...but a burger at Allens is an entirely different thing...break a leg on 20-03-03
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Who the heck are you? : Tony
Where are you from? : my mums womb
What was your childhood nickname? : spam
What would you rather be doing right now? : having a wank
Whos your hero? : my susage alled bob
Whos your daddy? : your mother
A rhyme for orange? : Vlange
Anything else youd like to say? : Hello Rock and Roll check out the history of the most infamous group in the world http://daveandthedickheads.tripod.com
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Who the heck are you? : Hayley
Where are you from? : Seattle
What was your childhood nickname? : Freckles
What would you rather be doing right now? : hangin out at the beach
Who's your hero? : my mom
Who's your daddy? : go away
A rhyme for 'orange'? : floor fringe
Anything else you'd like to say? : when you guys coming to seattle
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Who the heck are you? : Big Dumb Slow Guy
What was your childhood nickname? : Butt Crust
What would you rather be doing right now? : Sleeping in potato chips
What word makes you giggle? : Shampoo Broadway
Snack food of choice? : Cheetos
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : 2
Anything else on your mind? : Yeah I was wonder if I could link your site to mine and you could do mine to yours if you don't mind. If you agree you can e-mail me. thanx
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Who the heck are you? : Jessica
What was your childhood nickname? : furball
What would you rather be doing right now? : listening to a standing ovation
What word makes you giggle? : pooh
Snack food of choice? : oatmeal cookies
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : shut up
Anything else on your mind? : I sent you guys an email asking for your wisdom, I hope you received it. If not write me anyway, and I'll re-explain my situation...keep up the great work!
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Who the heck are you? : Laura,,Jo's friend
What was your childhood nickname? : Lollipop
What would you rather be doing right now? : censored
What word makes you giggle? : friggin
Snack food of choice? : pizza
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : yikes
Anything else on your mind? : sheesh,,hit the wrong button there,,,
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Who the heck are you? : who do you want me to be?
What was your childhood nickname? : Lollipop
What would you rather be doing right now? : both of you!!
What word makes you giggle? : chism
Snack food of choice? :
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? :
Anything else on your mind? :
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Who the heck are you? : Joe Pants
What was your childhood nickname? : Joe Wetpants
What would you rather be doing right now? : changing my Depends
What word makes you giggle? : festooned
Snack food of choice? : great cracklin bowls of rice
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : orange-no wait...d'oh!
Anything else on your mind? : When are you guys comin to LA?
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Who the heck are you? : rick wharton
What was your childhood nickname? : monkee
What would you rather be doing right now? : monkee
What word makes you giggle? : monkee
Snack food of choice? : beatle
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : MONKEE
Anything else on your mind? : Boys how ya been ? Where is the money you owe? Cement shoes for the both of you. love to ya rick conspiracy guy
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Who the heck are you? : zena
What was your childhood nickname? : Tree
What would you rather be doing right now? : getting face
What word makes you giggle? : no
Snack food of choice? : tubesteak
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? : zenaliscious
Anything else on your mind? : just things containing sexual connotations
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Who the heck are you? : vinay
What was your childhood nickname? : vinay
What would you rather be doing right now? :
What word makes you giggle? : womens
Snack food of choice? : womens
A rhyme for 'supercalifragilisticixpialidocious'? :
Anything else on your mind? : certainly.
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